Hotel forgives guest whose room was trashed by hungry seagulls

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Man pardoned by hotel after seagull and pepperoni incident

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Western seagulls keeping their eyes out for food

A Canadian man has been “pardoned” by a luxury hotel after being banned over a 17-year-old run-in with pepperoni-loving seagulls. Nick Burchill was named persona non grata at the Fairmont Empress after “a string of unfortunate events” in 2001. In a Facebook post, the Nova Scotia man described bringing “Brother’s Pepperoni” – a Halifax delicacy – to naval buddies on the west coast. The problems began when he decided to cool the meat on the hotel windowsill. While the pepperoni had only been at room temperature for a short time, he thought it would be best to make sure it got some refrigeration, he wrote in a widely shared social media post. But the fourth floor, front-facing room had no refrigerator. Still, it was April, the air was chilly, and his room had a window. French mayor sorry for Ikea April Fool
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“I lifted one of the sashes and spread the packages of pepperoni out on the table and windowsill. Then, I went for a walk…for about 4 or 5 hours,” said Mr Burchill. On his return, he found about 40 seagulls – “an entire flock” – in his room. They had been eating the pepperoni, which “does NASTY things to a seagull’s digestive system”. The startled birds “immediately started flying around and crashing into things as they desperately tried to leave the room through the small opening by which they had entered,” Mr Burchill said. “The result was a tornado of seagull excrement, feathers, pepperoni chunks and fairly large birds whipping around the room. The lamps were falling. The curtains were trashed.”
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Nick Burchill regaling hotel staff about the 2001 gull incident

He waded through the birds and opened all the remaining windows. In his “agitated” state, he threw a shoe at one confused bird who tried to fly back into the room. Both shoe and seagull went out the window. Finally, only one large seagull, with pepperoni still clasped in its beak, remained. “In a moment of clarity, I grabbed a bath-towel and jumped it,” he said. Both also went out the window. The shoe and the towel-wrapped – but unharmed – seagull landed on visitors arriving for afternoon high tea at the hotel. At that moment Mr Burchill realised he had just a few minutes before he had to attend an important business meeting – and only one shoe. He recovered his mud-covered shoe from outdoors and washed it, but a hair dryer mishap as he tried to dry it knocked out some of the power in the hotel. He finally admitted defeat and called housekeeping for help in cleaning the mess. “I can still remember the look on the lady’s face when she opened the door,” he wrote. “I had absolutely no idea what to tell her, so I just said ‘I’m sorry’ and I went to dinner.” Soon after, his company received a letter saying he was no longer welcome at the hotel. In March, he sent a letter to the hotel requesting a pardon from his lifetime ban, and asked them to consider the last 17 years as “time served”. The hotel confirmed to the Times Colonist newspaper that Mr Burchill’s wild tale was true and well-remembered by longtime staff. “It’s one of those things where you can’t make this stuff up,” the Empress’s director of public relations told the newspaper.Mr Burchill’s pardon was granted.

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